The night before my wedding I heard my maid of honour through the hotel wall saying they'd pour wine on my dress and lose the rings. I recorded four minutes of it with my phone against the connecting door.

I did not go off at him. I want that on the page because about four people have asked me whether I did.

I sat in that kitchen and I was very quiet for a long time, and what I was actually doing is the thing that comes next.

Because he was the second one.

Dilly Mowat tried to tell me in the December.

Dilly is the one on that recording who says you're awful and who asks whether Jory would actually pick her. She is also the one who did not stop it and who laughed twice, and she knows that and she has not asked me to think otherwise.

But in the December she came over to me at my own engagement party with her phone in her hand.

And I took it off her.

That is Part Five and I am going to do it properly.

What I will do here is the arithmetic, because it is the only way I have been able to look at any of this.