Which is, without any competition at all, the single most accurate sentence anybody has produced about the whole of this.
Including two lawyers, a woman called Oyin, and me.
I am not going to finish this with the ballroom.
Everybody wants the ballroom.
I understand exactly why. I have told it at a table and watched four people enjoy it enormously, and one of them made me tell it twice.
The doors. The blue dress. A billionaire going down on one knee in a dinner jacket in front of four hundred people.
All of it is true. It happened precisely like that and I would not take one second of it back.
But I walked into that room to make one man answer out loud for ten years of a lie.
And I walked in holding one of my own.
Mine was already ten days old on the day I signed it. I had been carrying it since the fourteenth of November, 2014.
