My wife left me for her 28-year-old kickboxing instructor, then challenged me to fight for my half of our Kertati kara home.

PART ONE: THE MAN HE CALLED BORING kara
The voice note kept ringing as I entered the kitchen.

“Babe, you left your sports bra in my locker. Tell your sad husband that she works late tomorrow. We have to go over your ground game.”

A strong laugh followed.

I stood there with one hand at the kitchen counter and listened to it twice.

Not because I didn't understand what I'd heard.

Because after fourteen years of marriage, I couldn't understand how easy my kara wife had said.

My wife, Claire.

Fourteen years.

Fourteen Christmases.

Two houses.

A mortgage.

Hundreds of dinners where we sit opposite each other and don’t talk about anything kara.

And now there was a twenty-eight-year-old chafer kickboxing instructor calling my wife “babe” while telling her to lie to me.

I looked at the phone.
Then on the stairs.

Claire appeared a minute later in her robe.

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