My Sister Woke Me Up at 5 A.M. Demanding Breakfast, but What She Did Next Made Me Teach Her a Lesson

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Her husband climbed out of the driver’s side. Ben. Forty. A high school chemistry teacher from outside Atlanta. Tall. Quiet. Glasses. He looked tired and uncomfortable. He gave me a small wave.

Their two kids stumbled out onto the gravel.

Poppy, eight. Long blonde hair. In pajamas with cartoon foxes on them. Clutching a stuffed rabbit.

And Jonah, five. Curly brown hair. Half asleep. Clutching a stuffed shark.

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Then came the luggage.

Four enormous suitcases. Hard-shell. Matching. The big ones. The kind you take on a two-week trip to Europe.

Two heavy Yeti coolers.

A folding crib, even though nobody in the family was young enough to need a crib.

Beach chairs. Plastic buckets. Shovels. Boogie boards. A beach umbrella. Toys. Grocery bags. A box of wine. A case of Diet Coke.

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Enough supplies to occupy a small vacation rental for a month.

I looked at the luggage.

Then I looked at my mother.

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