The first time I learned my cornfield had become the biggest fall attraction in Cedar County, a woman I had never met was pounding a wooden sign into my soil.
The sign said the corn maze opened Saturday.
I was standing ten feet away holding the deed to the farm.
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And nobody had asked me.
“Sir, you can’t park there,” the woman shouted.
I looked behind me.
My Ford F-250 was sitting on the gravel lane my grandfather had built in 1964.
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“Where exactly would you like me to park?”
She pointed toward my south pasture.
“General parking is over there. Vendors go behind the barn.”
I stared at her orange volunteer vest.
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