A woman kept throwing her long hair over my airplane seat and into my food—when she told me I had to deal with it

“Oh, sweetheart. You’re talking to a seventy-three-year-old.”

“I know.”

“And I’m having a perfectly lovely time. Apart from this flight.”

She almost smiled.

I didn’t lecture her. Hands are better than speeches.

“I already feel old.”

“Your hands look like my grandma’s.”

“Is that a compliment?”

“Yeah. She used to braid my hair when I was little.”

“Does she still?”

“No. She passed a few years ago.”

I picked up three clean strands.

“Is that a compliment?”

“Well, I haven’t forgotten how.”

The slime was gone. What was left was a very oily, perfectly intact head of extensions.

I braided it into one plain braid, so nothing could catch on the seat again.

“So it’s not ruined?”

“It’s a salad. Wash it twice and you’ll be fine.”

“I haven’t worn a braid in years.”

The slime was gone.

“It suits you. You’re a pretty girl, Brittany. You don’t need eight hundred dollars of upgrades to prove it.”

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