A woman kept throwing her long hair over my airplane seat and into my food—when she told me I had to deal with it

“I DON’T CARE! LOOK AT MY HAIR!”

And that brings us back to the screaming. One woman, one cabin, and my crime on her head.

Kelly got her into her seat. The phone was still glued to Brittany’s palm, screen out, pointed at her own face.

“Somebody turn it off! The stream! I can’t, my fingers are stuck!”

“I WANT OFF THIS PLANE!”

“Hold still.”

I took the phone by its edges with a napkin, found the red button and pressed it. It took three tries.

The screen was slimy.

I couldn’t help seeing the last screenful before it went dark.

LMAOOO

somebody get her some oil

The screen was slimy.

why is nobody helping her

bro she literally threw her hair in grandma’s lunch for an HOUR

grandma is my hero ngl

“What are they saying?” Brittany asked.

“They’re worried about your hair.”

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