My Groom Smashed My Face Into the Cake During the Cake Cutting as a ‘Joke’ – I Was on the Verge of Tears When My Brother Shocked Everyone
What’s worse was that Ed was laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.
He reached over and swiped a glob of frosting from my cheek, then licked his finger.
“Mmm,” he said loudly enough for everyone to hear. “Sweet.”
That’s when I saw movement in my peripheral vision.
Ryan had suddenly pushed back his chair and stood up, his jaw tight with anger. His face was darker than I’d ever seen it.
What he did next, no one in that room could have predicted.

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Ryan strode across the dance floor in just a few quick steps. Before Ed could even react, my brother grabbed him by the back of the head and shoved his face straight down into what was left of the wedding cake.
But Ryan didn’t stop there. He pressed Ed’s face deep into the cake, grinding it in until every inch of Ed’s face, hair, and expensive tuxedo was covered in buttercream and crumbs.
I stood frozen, utterly shocked by what I was seeing.

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“This is the worst ‘joke’ you could have come up with,” Ryan said loudly. “You humiliated your new wife in front of her family and friends on one of the most important days of her life.”
Ed was sputtering, trying to wipe cake from his eyes and mouth. Frosting dripped from his hair onto his ruined tuxedo jacket.
But Ryan wasn’t finished. He looked down at Ed with disgust. “Does it feel good now? Having your own face shoved in cake? Because that’s exactly how you just made Lily feel.”
